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xashujia 发表于 2008-4-25 09:26

搞笑汉字

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秋月 发表于 2008-4-25 17:48

晕  挺有意思的

孤独の沙 发表于 2008-4-26 13:21

搞笑額。。

无叶树柳 发表于 2008-4-30 02:00

楼主辛苦了

要顶的啊，楼主辛苦了，谢谢DlR%Q7X2xV U*Q
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2雷池2 发表于 2008-4-30 08:43

有意思

泡沫小爱 发表于 2008-6-22 22:23

呵呵，有点意思

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